2/6/25
Welcome to Roach Manor
Ah, Luxury Living at its finest! If you’ve ever dreamed of sharing your home with a thriving community of roaches, this is the place for you. They don’t pay rent, but they sure make themselves comfortable!
The maintenance team? Pure magicians—because they make your work orders disappear without ever lifting a finger. Need something fixed? Good luck! You’ll have a better chance of winning the lottery than getting an actual repair.
Dog lovers, rejoice! This is a pet-friendly paradise… for people... who let their dogs poop wherever they please. Sidewalks? Lawns? Your doorstep? It’s all fair game. Management does nothing, so just consider dodging landmines your daily cardio.
Thinking about paying rent on time? Don’t stress! No matter how good of a tenant you are, they’ll jack up your rent anyway. And if you’re a day late? Get ready for a fee that could fund a small vacation.
If you’re looking for a stable, comfortable home—keep looking. But if you enjoy overpriced, poorly managed, pest-infested chaos, this is your dream rental!
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